FAQ
Here are some commonly asked questions regarding all things Sarcastic Oracle that you may find interesting and/or useful.
How long have you been doing readings?
I have been giving private readings for clients for the last four years through word of mouth.
What happens during a reading?
We sit, we talk, we laugh, and then we get to work. When we’re in “the zone”, I am an open channel for information to come through and it is my job to sort through it all and relay messages to the client.
Please note that what goes in one ear, comes straight out the other during a reading. This means that within ten minutes of finishing a reading, I will forget what I said. Therefore, it is highly recommended that clients either record the session or write everything down as it happens because I will not remember it afterward.
During a reading, I tune into Spirit and the Dream Team (guides, ancestors, teachers from the Other Side) to discover what is going on in a client’s life and help them make sense of things.
Things from a person’s past may come up in order to clarify what is currently happening. Glimpses of what is on the horizon will make an appearance, showcasing major life milestones coming up. Issues in this lifetime may have been carried over from a past life, so we get into that to see what is up. And on occasion guides and loved ones from the other side drop in to say hello. It is quite the party.
Do you remember the readings?
Short answer: No. I tend to forget everything about the reading within fifteen to thirty minutes after the session has ended.
Is this witchcraft?
Despite the fact that I would have made an excellent teacher at a school for witchcraft and wizardry, what I do is not witchcraft. I use my intuition and ability to emphatically tune in with a client to connect with Spirit and spirit guides. The card decks that I use are simply a tool that helps me to sort through all the information that is sent my way.
What is the difference between a Tarot Reading and an Oracle Reading?
A client has the option to choose what version of a reading they are comfortable with. Working with the oracles allows me to get an overall sense of current timelines, issues, and emotions as well as any major events or milestones that may be on the horizon. These decks are gentler in their readings to provide comfort and clarity to a client. A tarot reading is more precise and to the point, where issues past/present/future are brought up and dissected. There is no hiding when the tarot cards are engaged.
How do I prepare for a reading?
The best thing to do is to think about what you would like to focus on in the reading beforehand. I always recommend writing out three questions if you feel like there is something specific that you would like to have brought up in a session.
Please be aware that any information that may come up in a reading is not a substitution for any medical, legal, or financial advice from a licensed professional or practitioner.
How long is a typical reading?
A reading will be tailored to the specific service that you choose, be it thirty minutes or a full hour.
Do you provide phone readings instead of virtual?
Yes. If a client would prefer a phone reading instead of a virtual live session, please feel free to contact me with your request via a private message through my contact page (insert hyperlink). There is no change in fee for a phone reading.
Can I record my reading?
Of course! I use the ZOOM platform, as it allows users to record and save their meetings. Also, feel free to record any audio on a personal device such as a smartphone or you can write down what is said during a session.
Do you do readings for large groups?
Due to the current situation, I only offer solo readings for individual clients. Group sessions and live readings are not available at this time.
What is your refund policy?
In order to receive a full refund without penalty, 3 days notice is required. If a client is unavailable to make a live session after the 72 hour cancellation mark, the session can be moved to a later date. There are no refunds for no shows.
Are your prices in USD?
The prices for the listed services are in Canadian dollars.
How do I book a reading?
To book a reading, please go to my Services page to book the Reading Option you prefer.
Are readings private?
All readings are kept private and confidential.
How old do I have to be to book a reading?
I do not offer readings to anyone under the age of 18 years. By booking a reading or session, the client confirms that they are 18 years of age or older.
